THE DATING SCENE IN A NUTSHELL IN 2026. Let me get your most expensive steak, a glass of your finest red wine, and bring me the most expensive appetizer your restaurant has to offer. Wow, ordering all that for the first date? That's very bold of you. Well, yeah, I'm a 10 out of 10 woman. I only date millionaires, guys over 6 foot, and I deserve to
A comedian tells a story about a first date. He complimented a woman, saying she was "really beautiful." She then cut him off, saying, "Let me tell you something real quick, Brandon. I want to let you know that I don't give it up on the first date." He instantly got upset because he didn't say anything about getting some tonight; he just said she l
Testing him on the first date for red flags. Testing to see if my date is a red flag or not. *Plays with necklace so he notices it*. That's a cool necklace you just put on. I've honestly never seen a design like that before. Oh thank you. It's actually really cool. If I press it twice on the back, um, it'll send my location to my friends and the po
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